One day your life is gonna flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching.
Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.
This man was beyond real
"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
- Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)
*gets pulled over*
Police: you were going 100mph
Me: but officer I was listening to Centuries
Police: oh I'm sorry go right ahead
this is fucked up
Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.
remove cattle from stage
that’s not even the best part key terms include:
“ balance your chair on two legs”
"continue swimming motion"
"release the penguins"
"gradually become agitated"
"light explosives now….. and….. ….. now."
me: *has an opinion*
me: *realizes that my opinion is a result of my limited world view*
me: *stays in my lane*
IF EVERYONE COULD LEARN THIS
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one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.
I just need a moment to thank all the Zack Merrick blogs out there. there aren’t many but god bless all of u